April 22, 2008It’s Spring. I’m feeling frisky … and I know you are too! So… I dare you to ask a guy out. If you’re like me and the idea of going out on a date makes your stomach squirm, then you get a reprieve. It’s only been one week since my break up, so I get [...]
Read the full article → April 17, 2008If I were to write a personals ad on Craigslist here’s what it would say.
Dear Man.
I like you. I really do. I’m just trying to figure out why I need you. So if you want me (and I’m quite a catch) you’ll have to prove your worth.
In order for me to deem you valuable you must be able to:
1. Cook
2. Clean
3. Pamper
4. Love
5. Respect
6. Trust
7. Laugh
8. Intrigue
9. Provide
and…last but not least…
10. Have a nice ass.
Sincerely,
Ms. Single Mama.
And no, I have never posted a personals ad on Craigslist.com. But I do browse and they’re out there. Look at your own risk! Most of them actually have naked pictures of guys showing off their you know whats. Ummm… yeah. That’s hot.
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