April 17, 2008If I were to write a personals ad on Craigslist here’s what it would say.
Dear Man.
I like you. I really do. I’m just trying to figure out why I need you. So if you want me (and I’m quite a catch) you’ll have to prove your worth.
In order for me to deem you valuable you must be able to:
1. Cook
2. Clean
3. Pamper
4. Love
5. Respect
6. Trust
7. Laugh
8. Intrigue
9. Provide
and…last but not least…
10. Have a nice ass.
Sincerely,
Ms. Single Mama.
And no, I have never posted a personals ad on Craigslist.com. But I do browse and they’re out there. Look at your own risk! Most of them actually have naked pictures of guys showing off their you know whats. Ummm… yeah. That’s hot.
Read the full article → April 16, 2008Here we go again.
Another commenter bashing us because we’re happy single parents.
Today’s live wire comment thread is coming from a particularly bitter stay-at-home mom who calls our families “broken” and also says she would never spend a millisecond away from her children to find someone to get her “jollies off on.” (I didn’t know people still used that term – “jollies.” Ha. Anyway….)
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