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Screw you, Disney.

June 14, 2008

1. Tell toddler you are going to make him toast for breakfast. 2. Sit him on the counter or the table so he can’t move or run away. 3. When toddler says, visit “Toeeess?” answer with, story “Toes??? You want to eat my toes???!!! NOOOOOO! Please, advice please, please don’t eat my toes!!!” 4. Jump […]

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