If I were to write a personals ad here’s what it would say.
Dear Man.
I like you. I really do. I’m just trying to figure out why I need you. So if you want me (and I’m quite a catch) you’ll have to prove your worth.
In order for me to deem you valuable you must be able to:
1. Cook
2. Clean
3. Pamper
4. Love
5. Respect
6. Trust
7. Laugh
8. Intrigue
9. Provide
and…last but not least you must have…
10. A nice ass
Sincerely,
Ms. Single Mama
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