April 17, 2008 Read the full article →
If I were to write a personals ad on Craigslist here’s what it would say.
I like you. I really do. I’m just trying to figure out why I need you. So if you want me (and I’m quite a catch) you’ll have to prove your worth.
In order for me to deem you valuable you must be able to:
and…last but not least…
10. Have a nice ass.
Ms. Single Mama.
And no, I have never posted a personals ad on Craigslist.com. But I do browse and they’re out there. Look at your own risk! Most of them actually have naked pictures of guys showing off their you know whats. Ummm… yeah. That’s hot.