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Conversations with Benjamin

February 24, 2010

“Mommy.” “Yeah, Benjamin.” “You have a tattoo on your butt. That’s funny. Ha. Ha. So funny.” “Well, it’s not really on my butt.” “Yes, yes it is Mommy! Look!” “Okay, that’s enough, keep your hands off of me.” ——– “Mommy.” “Yeah, what’s up Benjamin?” “I want to lift your car off the ground tomorrow morning. […]

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How to Make a Toddler Laugh

June 12, 2008

1. Tell toddler you are going to make him toast for breakfast. 2. Sit him on the counter or the table so he can’t move or run away. 3. When toddler says, visit “Toeeess?” answer with, story “Toes??? You want to eat my toes???!!! NOOOOOO! Please, advice please, please don’t eat my toes!!!” 4. Jump […]

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My Mini Bob Dylan

June 4, 2008

There are men, information pills site and then there are boys… This weekend two boys (who shall remain unnamed) where sitting in my kitchen. I was hosting a mini after hours thing. So, abortion I popped a pizza in the oven. “I’m running outside, keep an eye on the pizza, okay?” “What? What are we […]

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Prince Charming can kiss my ass

May 14, 2008

Once upon a time, mind I was in love with my son’s father. At the beginning, sildenafil he would make me breakfast every morning. He would hold me tight and whisper sweet nothings into my ear. We couldn’t get enough of each other. The sexy french accent didn’t help either. And when he told me […]

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