Why everyone should hire a single mom.
Posted on June 6th, 2008 by mssinglemama
We write hilarious e-mails when we’re running late.
Benjamin woke up three times last night … so we both slept in. When I woke up at 8:20 (an hour later than usual) I stumbled to my computer and sent this e-mail to my co-workers:
Subject Line: Rough Night
Benjamin was up often, slept in a bed so that I’m not a walking zombine. I am running late.
I meant to say, “Benjamin was up often, slept in a bit so that I’m not a walking zombie. I am running late.”
Either way it’s still a retarded e-mail. When I finally got in they were still chuckling.
[Photo: Angelina Jolie as a Zombie]
Filed under: Being a single mom, Striking thoughts, The Daily Grind
I think you should write a serious post on the benefits of hiring single mothers, because this one seems to speak the opposite.
Thanks for the suggestion … but I won’t be writing that one. In my experience, what makes a good employee has nothing to do with one’s marital status.
ha ha ha. if you rearrange it, it almost looks like a poem:
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benjamin was up often
slept in a bed
so that i’m not a walking
zombine
i am running late