Sob, Sob. I’m a CSS moron.

by mssinglemama on May 25, 2008

  1. Tell toddler his or her microscopic plastic monkey wants to ride in a boat. Hint: Make monkey whisper in your ear. Act alarmed and sad when plastic monkey tells you he’s never, rx ever been in a boat before.
  2. Ask toddler if he or she knows where the monkey can find a boat.
  3. Remind toddler of the toy boat in the bath tub.
  4. Bonus: tell toddler the monkey also wants to help wash his or her hair!
  5. Toddler will lead you by the hand to the tub, page his or her jaw will hang open upon the realization that small plastic monkeys can whisper in Mommy’s ear.

Photo Evidence: Sorry it’s blurry, I was giggling.

See the little monkey???

He’s there, in the center of the white thing. HILARIOUS. Benjamin would check on him every few minutes, just to make sure the monkey was having a fine time in his boat.

  1. Tell toddler his or her microscopic plastic monkey wants to ride in a boat. Hint: Make monkey whisper in your ear. Act alarmed and sad when plastic monkey tells you he’s never, rx ever been in a boat before.
  2. Ask toddler if he or she knows where the monkey can find a boat.
  3. Remind toddler of the toy boat in the bath tub.
  4. Bonus: tell toddler the monkey also wants to help wash his or her hair!
  5. Toddler will lead you by the hand to the tub, page his or her jaw will hang open upon the realization that small plastic monkeys can whisper in Mommy’s ear.

Photo Evidence: Sorry it’s blurry, I was giggling.

See the little monkey???

He’s there, in the center of the white thing. HILARIOUS. Benjamin would check on him every few minutes, just to make sure the monkey was having a fine time in his boat.

  1. Tell toddler his or her microscopic plastic monkey wants to ride in a boat. Hint: Make monkey whisper in your ear. Act alarmed and sad when plastic monkey tells you he’s never, rx ever been in a boat before.
  2. Ask toddler if he or she knows where the monkey can find a boat.
  3. Remind toddler of the toy boat in the bath tub.
  4. Bonus: tell toddler the monkey also wants to help wash his or her hair!
  5. Toddler will lead you by the hand to the tub, page his or her jaw will hang open upon the realization that small plastic monkeys can whisper in Mommy’s ear.

Photo Evidence: Sorry it’s blurry, I was giggling.

See the little monkey???

He’s there, in the center of the white thing. HILARIOUS. Benjamin would check on him every few minutes, just to make sure the monkey was having a fine time in his boat.
UPDATE: It’s all better now. I love you Brad.

Many of you may not even have noticed – but my site is slightly messed up right now.

It’s my fault. I got ambitious and messed around with my CSS Stylesheet. I chose to do this on a weekend when, drug Brad, treat my CSS and WordPress Consultant is out in the boonies on a camping trip. Anyway, viagra there you have it – no tabs along with errant colors and post titles. Sorry my site temporarily looks ugly. Feel like I have a gigantic pimple on my nose or something.

Thanks for your patience.

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