From the monthly archives:

March 2008

Husband Day Care Video

March 15, 2008

Very, very funny. See? I’m not the only one who thinks husbands are a pain in the ass. And guys, I know there are exceptions, but c’mon? This is hysterical.

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I am so putting a movie in…

March 14, 2008

and relaxing for the first time in three weeks. No guilt about the dirty dishes in the sink. And no husband to piss me off because he’s not offering to clean them. It’s going to be a good night. ;  ) Did I mention how much I love being a single mom? xoxo

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Strangers on a plane.

March 12, 2008

There are a few reasons why I love flying. The clouds. The fact that I’m flying somewhere. And the strangers fate might plop me next to. There’s always that baited anticipation as you approach your seat number. Every once in a blue moon I get seated next to a really funny person, a really gorgeous guy or my favorite, a wise old man who talks my head off about the mysteries of life.

This weekend I didn’t want to talk to anyone. I just wanted to sleep my way to Chicago where I would connect to home and to Benjamin. Southwest took fate away from all of us and lets you choose your seat. Very interesting new dynamic. But, hey, I’m always up for choosing my fate. So there I am in the aisle – looking, looking … basically looking for someone else who looks sleepy and not smelly. And then I saw her. Peeking out from under her daddy’s legs – a little girl just about Benjamin’s age.

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To snip…or not to snip? Vote now.

March 11, 2008

There are two camps. Those who believe I should cut my son’s hair and those who think it’s absolutely adorable. Both are incredibly passionate about it because apparantly a little boy with long hair stirs some emotions.

The two camps:

1. “Cut that boy’s hair now, you evil woman.”

These are usually married parents (don’t know why but this is the trend) who can’t stand to see a boy with hair past his ears. They drop the “when are you going to cut his hair?” line after 20-30 minutes of small talk. The setting – a party or intimate gathering. Some have actually told me, I shouldn’t “do that” to him. Sigh.

2. “His hair is SO adorable, you rock!”

This camp consists of my super chic mama friends who think my son looks hip and of course, absolutely adorable. Other members include absolute strangers who proclaim their love for his hair. They usually give me a nod of approval that rings of some club I didn’t know I was a member of.

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Weak in the knees.

March 10, 2008

We got an earlier flight out…instead of waiting until Tuesday morning to see Benjamin – it will be tomorrow at 1:30p.m.!!! Some background – I haven’t seen him since Thursday when I dropped him off at grandma’s so I could jet off to a work conference. This is the longest we’ve ever been apart. I’ve [...]

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Gone Baby, Gone

March 8, 2008

I’m in Texas. Over a thousand miles away from Benjamin…I miss him SO much. Very, very tired at the moment. The flight was delayed…barely got out of the Midwest thanks to that nasty blizzard. And the airline lost my luggage! So far…wishing I was home snuggled up with my little guy. God I miss him. [...]

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Porn for New Moms

March 7, 2008

My darling babysitter (who practically raised Benjamin with me during the first year) sent us birthday presents from Nashville today. And for me – the funniest book I’ve seen in ages – Porn for New Moms. Open it and all you see are hot guys holding babies with quotes like, “so tell me again, what [...]

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Single moms and the men who love us.

March 6, 2008

I want to bring your attention to another great comment that came in recently…this one’s from Finch, one of nearly 500 men who have now read my post on “How to Date a Single Mom.“  Dating a single mom never even crossed my mind until my current relationship just fell into my lap. Now I couldn’t [...]

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Airborne useless? Get a refund.

March 5, 2008

I don’t have time to write but just wanted to pass this on…apparantly Airborne has settled a class action lawsuit by agreeing to refund customers, even if they don’t have a receipt. I personally have sworn by Airborne, but as this Blogger points out – who knows if it really works. Lately I’ve been taking [...]

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Can men feel empathy?

March 3, 2008

My best friend has a theory – that men can not be truly empathetic. And for the men reading this, here’s the definition:

Empathy: one’s ability to recognize, perceive and feel the emotions of another; often characterized as the ability to “put oneself into another’s shoes”.

Take this scenario as a case in point. No hard feelings toward the male subject in this story, after all, he is a man and this is apparantly a trait they can’t help. Just read this study.

Tonight, while in his sweet bath, Benjamin knocked his tooth into the side of the tub. All I hear is – CRACK! – his front capped tooth had just split again. The first time, this winter, he had fallen outside and it was a bloody mess. But this time – the tooth is shattered into three pieces that are somehow sticking together. Benjamin is calm during the bath and all is well. But as soon as we get out. He notices. He takes his little, itty bitty fingers and starts pushing his broken tooth around. He can’t even eat his yogurt snack.

My heart is breaking into a million pieces as I look at my sweet, sweet little guy and imagine the damn pain he’s going to have to feel tomorrow when they have to cap it again.

Tell this story to any woman and you’re bound to get a reaction filled with gasps and lots and lots of questions. All followed by words of comfort like, “don’t worry, everything will be fine,” “is there anything I can do?”, “I’m so sorry this happened.”

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