February 15, 2008As soon as Kris walked in the door I had him open his gift – the after shave. We put a few dabs under his ears and on his neck. I breath him in – unbelievable. “We both smell like rich people,” he says. I crack up. We’re laughing our asses off and smelling each other like puppies. What is this stuff? Magic love potion?
It didn’t wear off. We were both high on these glorious smells all night and therefore high on each other. And it was amazing!
February 14, 2008This is hysterical. My best friend and fellow single mama, Abby, went out on a date with a guy she found on Yahoo Personals. She’s been dating quite a bit since her recent break up. Yes, she’s very brave. Anyway…the date was a dud. A total flop. His voice was weird and as Abby put it, “there was something weird about his lips.” Ha!
So she runs to the bathroom and calls me.
“Okay. It’s horrible, call me back and get me out of this.”
“Seriously?” I ask, “Can’t you just tell him you’re not interested?”
“No! Call me. Now!” Then she hangs up the phone.
I hate doing this because I’m not a fan of lying to fellow singles. We’re all in this together. But, hey, she’s my best friend and a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. So I call.
