Was just inspired by Clark, and and entry on his Single Dad blog to post a hilarious personal I once saw on Craigslist. It was so funny I actually e-mailed it to my sister.
Here goes:
“I stopped smoking July 1st, 2007.
I enjoy procrastinating.
I drink far less alcohol then the average person.
I don’t care for sports or animals.
I believe it’s okay to spit.
I hate studying.
I use only paper plates, disposable cups, and plasticware.
I prefer to cut my own hair.
I sleep 10-12 hrs a night.
I go to bed after midnight.
I haven’t seen my parents in ten years.
I’m very organized and neat.
I rearrange my money so that all the Presidents face the same way.
I reconsider things indefinitely before making a decision.
I like Oriental Noodle Soups.
I hate Rap/R&B.
I hate Marijuana.
I’d like to meet someone that lives close to me or has transportation. If you have personality issues please leave me alone.”
Isn’t that priceless?
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Heh! Thanks for your comments. Yep, he might be kind of bitter (the poster, I mean) – I’m swinging more to that point of view. But he does have a couple of valid points, though. A couple.
Need to peruse your blog a bit more. Congrats on your start!
THIS IS AWESOME. NOT YOUR TYPICAL “I LOVE ANIMALS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND ROMANCE.” I LOVE THATS HE IS SO BLUNT ABOUT IT… I SEE A MASTER CARD COMMERCIAL COMING, PIRCELESS JUST PRICELESS!
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This is awsome, I would definatly call this one up haha. Sounds like my kind of man.